September 2011
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It's the 1st of September tomorrow...
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August 2011
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“One of the most common biphobic narratives is that the penis is what counts. A...”
– Bisexual Men, Like, Exist And Stuff | No, Seriously, What About Teh Menz? (via sexisnottheenemy)
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World-Renowned Chef Karl Wilder Tries Living on... →
stfuconservatives:
Still think people on food stamps have it too good? Chef Karl Wilder is trying to feed his family on the budget equivalent of what they would receive on food stamps. He’s been documenting his meals on his blog as part of an awareness campaign for the San Francisco Food Bank.
He just finished his two months on a food stamp budget, and he says, “I admit to being bored by it. I...
Friends To Make: Tumblr Blackout Day starts 12AM... →
moonkistforlife:
yourfandomsucks:
If you are planning on participating, make sure your last tumblr post the night beforehand is “BRB Blackout”, so people know why you are gone. Also, please reblog this post so that as many people as possible know when the blackout starts.
Whatever…
reblog with the first tags that come up when you...
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(via badw0lfbay)
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Summer
YOU SHOULD CALL IT YOUR GRAAAAAAAAAVE
Oh. Normal until...
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The first GIF in your folder that starts with an E...
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CHRIST………
suddenly terrified…
let me hug you all night
awh yeah you twitch that tail
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New Gears of War 3 trailer is dumb.
>:|
th’fuck is with the auto tuning?
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Luna has some pretty severe emotional issues, the...
I mean really, I just started crying- literally, sobbing into my hands crying- at the ending of this episode of Iron Chef.
What the hell. Talk about you pointless, stupid emotional problems. Brain, what the fuck is wrong with you.
did dAmn just crap out for everyone?
or is it just me and I should go to bed?
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om nom nom nom nom
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so I was trying to sleep
but THEN
I realized that I HAVE ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR PICO DE GALLO UPSTAIRS 8D 8D 8D
so of course now I can’t sleep because I’m craving pico de gallo on tortilla chips.
Well I don’t have cilantro. So I guess I’ll wait until tomorrow.
But now I’ll just toss and turn and dream about my garden-fresh tomatoes, crisp white onions, and just-picked serrano and...
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You got it: mistergrundy: “Ugh, thank god,... →
mistergrundy:
“Ugh, thank god, finally” *frrrrrt*
“Jeeze, I can’t believe he caught me dressed in my laundry outfit. Well. At least now he thinks I wear this dorky shirt he gave me.”
“‘Least I’m not sitting around in some weird, dumb baby pose with my tits shoved together for no reason…
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tomatoes
She never grew anything but tomatoes, and maybe she sold them, since no one could ever eat that many tomatoes and remain sane. But perhaps she wasn’t.
One of the neighborhood boys was sneaking back into his house, early, early in the morning, with the first light of dawn edging into the clouds, and she was standing in her back yard, among the tomato plants.
He hadn’t planned on...
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Émile who always wore black
And she was never melancholy, but no one ever saw her in another color. The only bit of exposed skin was always her face, tan and plain and make-up-less, though the girls at the office whispered that her small, squinty brown eyes would look so much better with a wave of color over them and maybe some mascara.
She did wear lipstick or maybe it was gloss, just a swipe of nude-colored stuff after...
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“So he didn’t live forever. But he did leave descendents, which means his...”
– Gilgamesh, by Baba Brinkman
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One True Potato: The 5 Stages of becoming a... →
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Denial (“I’m never, ever going to read Homestuck! It’s awful and the fandom is crazy!”)
Anger (“Ugh! Why does everyone keep shoving that terrible comic in my face!”)
Bargaining (“Maybe I’ll just read an Act or two, then everyone will leave me alone!”)
Depression (“I don’t want to get into Homestuck though….I’m...
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Hey all you non-Texans.
zaneisaboysname:
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getwelltsundere:
What is your favorite thing to get at Chick-Fil-AOHWAIT
Ahaaa.
CHICK-FIL-A IS ONLY IN TEXAS???????
are you fucking serious whAT
hi i live in pennsylvania this is a milkshake its really good
Hi I live in New York and see Chick-fil-a all the time nice to meet...
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lunainvidia started following you
zaneisaboysname:
Hi there!
:D