April 2011
Guess who has two thumbs and just baked 388 mini cupcakes? This chick, right here.  b ._. d
Apr 1st
Apr 1st
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March 2011
Mar 31st
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TURNS OUT
Tea + keyboard = bad.
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
WatchWatch
mandaflewaway: CLICK TO MAKE SOME MUSIC Holy shit you guys have to try this!
Mar 31st
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http://us.akinator.com/ →
danrai: really really amusing
Mar 30th
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How Not To Be Professional At All- Writer's... →
Seriously.  Read this.  Not the review- whatever.  Read the comments, and marvel as one woman behaves like a preteen and commits career suicide.
Mar 30th
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Mar 28th
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sensual frustration (return of the cock)
OK SO Dan couldn’t read this on dA, I said I would post it here, sort of nsfw.  For four years my anima would climb out of my mouth and shag me silly- the me that was left, the animus.  I can no longer say me- for neither in the end was me any longer.  One was blond and voluptuous like a girl I knew in high school and really disliked, and one had a cock.  I mean a really, really big...
Mar 28th
Mar 28th
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sensual frustration →
Hey guys, I wrote a thing.
Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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“Basically, the real double standard is that: 1) No matter what a woman says...”
– http://www.autostraddle.com/dirty-bisexuals-49653/
Mar 27th
Mar 27th
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Scott Adams (Dilbert creator), deleted post →
kissingunderspiderwebs: Scott Adams wrote this post today, March 7 2011, on his blog and then deleted it. The topic my readers most want me to address is something called men’s rights. (See previous post.) This is a surprisingly good topic. It’s dangerous. It’s relevant. It isn’t…
Mar 25th
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turns out eating an entire bowl of milk, cayenne powder, sea salt, and chocolate ganache will make you ill.  WHO KNEW?
Mar 25th
Mar 24th
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I’m still not really sure what to do with Tumblr.  I can be all emo here like I do with Facebook and Twitter, but I feel like I should add a gif of a sad cat, and I’m too lazy to go find one. 
Mar 23rd
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ListenJust for Mippins. <3
Mar 22nd
Mar 19th
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Cat Paranoia
amayzingful: fuckyeah-gagaloo: funny-pictures-uk: Kitty is suspiciously still… My life this forever. I am totally like that with my dog. I do this with people.
Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
The body apologizes to the soul for its errors, and the soul asks forgiveness for squatting in the body without invitation. -Wicked, by Gregory Maguire
Mar 18th
Mar 18th
So I guess I've got a Tumblr now.
I probably won’t ever stop typing “tumbler” first and then having to delete the e.  HIPSTEEERRRRR
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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